…although I guess it depends on your definition of “a lot” – for a jittery introvert like myself, any number of groups greater than ONE pretty much qualifies. So it’s unusual and gratifying to find myself with opportunities to join all these new conglomerations of kidlit people, not the least of which is ANTFIGHTER!, the brand-new imaginary Twitter band that was just founded by Jenn Hubbard, Sarah Stevenson (who created the “all ants must die” logo to the right) and myself. Just so you understand, it isn’t just Antfighter, it’s ANTFIGHTER! with the exclamation point. Or maybe AntFighter! Or perhaps just Antfighter! The point is, punctuation matters, people. We are writers, are we not? ARE WE NOT WRITERS?
The maximumrocknroll glory that is ANTFIGHTER! originated in a very off-hand Twitter conversation about the ants that established, healthy, teeming, revolting colonies in the root systems of my office houseplants while I was out on paternity leave. In fact it’s funny how many of my writing-related group affiliations originally sprang from my silly and borderline-sociopathic online presence – signing with my agent, for example. Joan is the best agent I could hope for, and EMLA is a fantastic group to be part of . Likewise, I’m elated to be a part of the Arthur A. Levine Books family. In both cases it really does feel like I’ve joined a family – I can still hardly believe my good fortune.
There are sub-groups within those groups, of course, including EMU’s Debuts, a blog community that you may have checked out already – it’s a group of my fellow EMLA clients who, like me, have received book deals and are navigating the trip between contract and release date. They were gracious enough to dilute the quality of their collective greatness by inviting me onboard, and as a result some of my “oh dude this is a blog post about being, duh, a writer” activity will migrate over there. Well worth the change, if you ask me – it’s really fun to be collectively sharing publication stories like that, especially for a stage of the process that doesn’t seem to get as much airplay as the periods immediately before (querying agents/editors) and after (shiny new book hitting the shelves). So stay tuned ovah there.
I will give you a teaser about an upcoming EMU Debut post of mine, however – I GOT MY EDITORIAL LETTER TODAY! Yee-haw! Yes, I’m gonna leave you hanging, mwahahahaha, because I am a terrible, terrible tease. Anyway, I feel like running a contest! And in honor of some of these groups I’ve been lucky enough to join, here it is.
YOUR TASK: Name the imaginary debut album from imaginary Twitter band Antfighter! Leave it in a comment here, for which you’ll get 1 entry. For an additional entry, fire off a tweet to me (@mike_jung), Sarah (@aquafortis) and Jenn (@JennRHubbard) with your album title, even if it’s just “Hey @mike_jung, @aquafortis & @JennRHubbard, my album title is ANTFIGHTER! $%&*ING RULES!” Get the idea? Of course you do.
WHO WILL WIN: Whatever entry gets randomly selected. Don’t mistake that to mean I don’t employ favoritism – I’m all about favoritism, fear me, YOU NEED TO FEAR ME – but ehh, random is easier.
THE PRIZE: One shiny new book from any of the following groups (see that? See what I did there with the groups and all that? Eh? Eh?):
- Books by clients of the Erin Murphy Literary Agency;
- Books published by Arthur A. Levine Books;
- Books by Jenn Hubbard that are titled The Secret Year; and
- Books by Sarah Stevenson that are titled The Latte Rebellion.
ETA The Deadline: Oh I don’t know – let’s say a week from now. Midnight Pacific time next Friday, January 21.
Ready? Go! ANTFIGHTER! $%&*ING RULES!
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Oooo, editorial letter–shiny! (Well, really, I suppose it’s matte. Unless Arthur Levine sends his editorial letters on glossy paper.) Looking forward to reading that post.
Here is my album title for you: Raid on Your Parade
Outstanding. Thank you from all of us at ANTFIGHTER!
Death by Thumb by the AntFighters!
Superb! The looming thumb! Our thanks, sincerely, ANTFIGHTER!
1st oh, yes!
Album = Cinnamon. A weirdly effective ant barrier. Really. It’s true. And not poisonous to us non- ants.
A conceptually challenging yet undeniably beautiful title. Many many thanks from the good people of ANTFIGHTER!
Torn between two. I think I’m going with God Spray the Queen.
For it can be said without a spicule of doubt that she ain’t no human being. NO FUTURE! And also ANTFIGHTER!
Album title : STOMP
First Single : WE WILL WE WILL STOMP YOU
Happy working on your ed. notes, Mike!!!
Thanks Deb! And thanks from the entire team here at ANTFIGHTER!
Yay for the editorial letter! And these are great album titles. I have one, too:
PICK YOUR POISON.
Awesome, with an amusingly subtle undertone of 80’s hair metal band nostalgia. Well done–HEY WAIT YOU’RE IN THE BAND
Oh, and also, ANTFIGHTER!
My title is PEST CONTROL. I favor simple titles.
Yay on the letter. It’s so exciting to reach a new step in publication.
EXCELLENT. Simplicity is often a virtue, especially when battling ant invaders. You have done well, fan of ANTFIGHTER! (and thanks re: the letter!)
Wow, there are some really great titles here, like God Spray the Queen. I love that one.
My title:
BORAX FOR THORAX
Good luck with your editorial notes.
Well done (and thanks!) – your efforts are appreciated by the members of ANTFIGHTER!
For those who say there isn’t enough fun and silliness on the internet, I give you ANTFIGHTER!
Can I book the band for my kitchen anytime between July 4 and August 15? That’s when I really need ANTFIGHTERS! (or AntFighters! or even Antfighters!) in my life. I hope you’re especially good playing–I mean FIGHTING!–wee red grease ants (http://bit.ly/hgAUrW)
WE WILL PLAY. Cash up front, please. Even if we don’t show up. (psssst, blog readers, we probably won’t show up…)
I suggest “Magnifying Glass of Doom”.
Congrats (and if needed, condolences) on the editorial letter.
Thanks! (no condolences required, the letter made me very happy) And kudos on an incendiary entry – YOU ARE THE FIRST REAL LIVE GROUPIE OF #ANTFIGHTER!
I decided to look at the Wikipedia page about ants for inspiration & found the phrase “conflict with humans,” which really seems like a good album name! ANTFIGHTER! CONFLICT WITH HUMANS.
EXCELLENT. Battle between species! A concept truly worthy of #ANTFIGHTER!
Caulk This! Make sure you leave in the punctuation.
An album title with punctuation that mirrors the band name is a bold choice. We at #ANTFIGHTER! salute you!
Great, now I have MORE blogs to read. Here’s the album title:
Back from the Formic Wars, or How I Stopped Worrying and Learned to Love “The Little Doctor”
Yo, other contestants who are not Jim Hill, you’re in luck that this is a random drawing, because damn, I LOVE this entry. Jim, kudos to you from the rank and file of #ANTFIGHTER!
Hi Mike – Here’s my choice for the ANTFIGHTER! album title: Never Mind the Bedbugs, Here’s ANTFIGHTER!
Squish LIVE by Antfighter!
WHO LET THE ANTS OUT? We need ANTFIGHTER!
PISMIRE RAIN
That’s my entry. TeeHee
I just sent this post to all my friends thanks for the great one my friend.